purtie:

I’ve been on the road with my sister for the past two weeks in search of beautiful places. We’ve gone all over Oregon and Northern California, seeing some of the most amazing lakes, mountains, rivers, beaches, and forests. The world is so full of beauty. Allow nature to fill you up when you feel loneliness or fear. We are all so lucky to live on such a beautiful planet. 

(Reblogged from santa)

altlivsvagenda:

alfredont:

THIS IS THE WHOLE PLOT TO MEAN GIRLS AND I DIDNT G ET IT UNTIL NOW. THANK YOU RACHAEL

No she didn’t. Regina thought Janice was a lesbian because she was clingy when Regina started spending lots of time with her totally hot boyfriend Kyle, did you even watch the movie????

(Reblogged from altlivsvagenda)

2damnfeisty:

materiajunkie:

"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)

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#staywoke

(Reblogged from warning-discretion-advised)

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(Reblogged from edibledairy)

lordfricker:

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AND STOP STARIN’ AT ME WITH THEM BIG OLD EYES

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(Reblogged from gnarly)

crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

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and i accidentally started going through your stuff

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and i found your phone

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it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

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(Reblogged from spicy-vagina-tacos)

hotgaze:

Rose of Versailles, 1973

(Reblogged from mittermeyer)

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

(Reblogged from ven0moth)
I need a hug or an orgasm.
Unknown  (via guccier)

(Source: mi-arrendo)

(Reblogged from spicy-vagina-tacos)

flatbootyvevo:

my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds

(Reblogged from spicy-vagina-tacos)